.... I'm feeling a little bloated, sheeshhhh!
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Candibulance
me: "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth."
my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."
me: "really? what is that?"
my daughter Jenna: "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."
me: "oh really?" "hmmmm..." "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"
my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."
me: "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin... so, let's see this private stash ;)"
my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."
me: "really? what is that?"
my daughter Jenna: "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."
me: "oh really?" "hmmmm..." "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"
my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."
me: "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin... so, let's see this private stash ;)"
