Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Water Weight Gain

.... I'm feeling a little bloated, sheeshhhh!
Looks like you put on a little weight over the holidays.....yeah, but it is mostly water weight, retaining water

Candibulance

me:  "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth."
my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."
me: "really?  what is that?"
my daughter Jenna:  "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."
me: "oh really?"  "hmmmm..."  "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"
my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."
me:  "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin...  so, let's see this private stash ;)"
candibulance, emergency candy

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Friday, November 1, 2013

National Eat Your Children's Halloween Candy Day

LOL, so much truth in that!  Quite a National Holiday mouthful to say with your mouth full of candy!  On a kind of lighter funny note (or possibly you won't find the humor in it because eventually you realize this could very well possibly be a scar for some of the children's memory), I found some of their reactions a bit of funny in these two Jimmy Kimmel videos that deals with that same subject located at the bottom of this post... if you care to have a quick laugh!
November 1st of every year is National Eat Your Children's Halloween Candy Day, vintage lady and jack-o-lantern pumpkin, candy

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Swollen Ankles

It's good to laugh at oneself sometimes..... with the humidity this week, my hair looked like this!

big sexy hair... Mary always had swollen ankles, but no one ever really noticed.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Cupcake and Muffin Analogy



once you lick the frosting off of a cupcake, it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy, you're welcome, Cupcake and Muffin Analogy
Okay, so now you can put your mind at ease... I think I could convince myself of this analogy for a New York second until the evidence is gone.





Monday, June 3, 2013

Women that have been cheated on...

I can really relate to this, so therefore find it extremely funny!  I started to think that I actually would make a good F.B.I. agent at one time during a relationship...

a woman that has been cheated on...does better research than the FBI

Friday, May 24, 2013

Have yourself a very festive zesty holiday!

...with a picnic.  Now that's what I'm 'talkin 'bout for Memorial Day, a zesty picnic. Oh la la...  zesty has taken on a whole new meaning for me.  Thank you sweet mother, of Kraft foods!
Hope no offense to my male visitors, or I guess female visitors for that matter.... sorry, I had to post.

zesty picnic man, silverware optional, Kraft let's get zesty, memorial day picnic ideas, salad dressing,

Monday, May 13, 2013

Geo Guessr Game

This is a fun little game if anyone is interested...
You get 5 rounds to play. You can use the internet to search for clues. 
Google will place you somewhere in the world and it is your job to guess where you are by using your surroundings, vegitation, or traveling down the road to read the signs. 

Beat my score, lol... I got 9,543 & 9476 on 3/17/14... which beat my old score of 13,219 points on 5/13/13!  

Post your score in the comment area :)
Link to game below...

GEO GUESSR

Here are my guesses and how close I got.
3/17/14
geo guessr, score 9476

geo guessr, score 9543

5/13/13
geo guessr game, fun to search for clues to figure out where you are in the world, geo guessr directions and link


Saturday, April 20, 2013

Summer Pool Fun

....just thought this would be fun to do this summer, so I had to post!  Of course, this only works if the mosquitos cooperate...

glow stick in swimming pool

Friday, March 22, 2013

Dirty Diaper

There were times I sure would of liked to of done this when I had a baby.... 

mr and mrs potato head discussing dirty diaper, mr potato head solution is to remove your nose

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Irish Wrist Watch

*You have to say this OUTLOUD in order for you to get the FULL EFFECT!  OMG, tears and laughing my butt off!  This is a hoot!
ol St. Patty's legend says that if you can say Irish Wrist watch three times in a row normally, you'll laugh your butt off