Showing posts with label funny thought cards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny thought cards. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Presidential thought for the day...


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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Pokemon

...this says it all!

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Insufficient Funds

Something I can relate to, LOL!
man looking surprised saying, some people wake up feeling like a million bucks, me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

In the old days...

kids today don't know how easy they have it. In old days, we had to get up off couch, walk through shag carpet to change the tv

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Monday, February 9, 2015

I love you more today than yesterday...

I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. Vintage bride with finger pointing.

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Santa's wife can't fool him!


Santa in bed with his wife, saying stop avoiding me, I know when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

Have you ever...?

vintage image of man pointing his finger, quote; have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was 'turnin but the hamster was dead?

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

If only mosquitoes

vintage lady standing, if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood

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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Target Spending

Heading to Target. See you in about a hundred bucks or so. Vintage lady holding a shopping bag. #target #shopping

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Cupcake Solution

today I will live in the moment, unless of course, that moment sucks, in which case, I will then eat a cupcake. vintage lady holder platter of cupcakes

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Math Comprehension

do you know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? me neither. Vintage lady with hand to her chest and a look of surprise

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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Bed Magic

Yeah, I can so relate to this....
my bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was suppose to do. Vintage image of lady in bed stretching. #humor

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Work is like...

If I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore, vintage image of lady working

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Monday, March 17, 2014

Cattitude

...meow...meow!  
fancy cat with cattitude, I'm sorry we fought... I hate it when you're wrong. #cattitude

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Monday, February 3, 2014

Life Support Test

life support, unplug me, plug me back in, trick. electric, Vintage man holding his hand up.

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Monday, January 20, 2014

A motto to live by...


vintage image of man pouring a drink of wine, wine a little, laugh a lot
That is my motto... duh!
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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

A fringe benefit from college

fringe benefit, woke up at 3:00am to find my kid crying and covered in vomit. I had to clean him, his clothes and the bed. And they said I wouldn't learn anything being in a sorority! vintage lady

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Feeling overwhelmed?

Ancient Chinese secret....
Ancient Chinese secret.... I smile to hide how completely overwhelmed I am

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Monday, January 13, 2014

Press "one" for English

vintage image of lady talking on phone asking why should I press one for English when you are just going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak it

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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Orange juice before toothpaste...

OMG, I about blew the beer right out of my nose laughing with this one!
Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker. Orange juice before toothpaste, dead

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